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Aussie Lokean art-dweeb flailing through life at the speed of no.
I like comics, witchcraft and well designed advertising.

[cis/pan]
[Twitter: @evil_science]

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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So, bc I only have a few days left until Uni starts, I’m rly only looking at what my timetable is now (we don’t pick our tutes in 3rd year bc our cohort is so small there’s no point having multiple ones)

and I have all the subject codes and times but I can’t remember the names of the subjects.

So I’m just gonna rock up like ‘I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SUBJECT THIS IS, BUT I’M HEEEERREEEE!’ and then probably spend the next 2 hours twitching because I’ve caved and stockpiled a bunch of shitty energy drinks to try and keep me awake during the day bc jet lag is kicking my aaaaarse

countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

rainbowheadphones:

Day 113 of 365 - Panic! At The Disco, “There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet”

i bet to them, your name is “cheap”
i bet to them, you look like shh

30 minutes ago936 plays

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait