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Aussie Lokean art-dweeb flailing through life at the speed of no.
I like comics, witchcraft and well designed advertising.

[cis/pan]
[Twitter: @evil_science]

nilvoid:

thegeekyblonde:

thegeekyblonde:

on the one hand bronies “coming out” as a ponysexual or whatever because they think it’s just as dangerous as being gay is appropriative and homophobic as hell but on the other hand imagine some 22 year old with premature balding twisting his fedora in his greasy hands as he tearfully explains to his horrorstruck parents that he jacks off to technicolor horses 

there’s a reddit thread devoted to people grumping about this very post

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Ahahahahahaha

binaryfrog replied to your post: “So apparently my dad now announces on facebook when he’s horny …”:
-hugs- Dad’s are dumb, love them anyways.

ty lovely, he’s very much on thin ice with me rn, but I’m… trying. haha. 

marinaabramopug:

The public throng to see her live.

So apparently my dad now announces on facebook when he’s horny

someone please kill me before I drown in my own barf.

florenceofalabia:

At no point in this act do I have less than 15 chins, and I like that. And the puppet has no chin at all.

Things I didn’t know I needed; this.

this deck can give me hard truths and have me be okay with it because it’s pretty without being sassy

(like a certain deck I have that won’t be named.)

this deck can give me hard truths and have me be okay with it because it’s pretty without being sassy

(like a certain deck I have that won’t be named.)

Was on the phone to my dad just before. Tried to have a conversation with him but it wasn’t working. at the end when I said ‘love you papa bear’ I didn’t get a reply. He just hung up. Not a ‘bye’ or a ‘love you too’. Just a fucking dial tone.

But so you understand why that hurts; before my parents divorced my dad told one of his higher ups ‘my family isn’t a priority’ in regards to being flown home early from a training course so he could be with us when TC Ita hit, bc he was sleeping with another woman.

I’m not important to my dad, nor am I a priority. I don’t know that I ever have been. So now I’m gonna spend the afternoon trying not to cry, bc my worst fear about my parents splitting up is pretty much coming true.

I’m not important because I’m not a woman he can fuck.

the-goddamazon:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Y’all better stop reblogging and retweeting Taylor Swift struggling and get on this shit.

wanderingpuck:

deaf-girl88:

Deaf Awareness Week is upon us here in the UK! :D These pictures highlight the importance of lip-reading for Deaf and hard of hearing people all over the world…

We hate it when people mumble

we hate it when people cover their mouths

we hate it when people shout thinking we’ll hear better

we hate it when more than one person speak to us at the same time

we hate it when people do speak clearly….

BUT we do love it when people make the effort to talk clearly to us :)

Happy Deaf Awareness week!!

xx

These are amazing.